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Step right up and gather around, because the fantastic Mr. Phumtham, who not only struts his expertise as the deputy Prime Minister but also dabbles as the farmers’ financial fairy godfather, has a rolling green carpet of cash to unveil! You heard that right, folks, money is raining from the sky, and it’s painting the town green in five—the number of fingers on your hand—exquisite rounds.
The extravaganza kicked off with the jingle of coins in the pockets of farmers dwelling in not 10, not 15, but a hearty 21 provinces promptly on Monday. And brace yourselves, because the magical money tour is cruising to eight provinces on Tuesday. It doesn’t stop there; it’s a mid-week feast with five provinces cashing in their lucky checks each on Wednesday and Thursday. And for the grand finale? A whopping 38 provinces on Friday. That’s practically the whole map folks – nobody’s going home empty-handed!
Hold onto your straw hats, because here comes the juicy part. Each hardworking farming family that’s joined the club, with land sprawling up to 20 rai—that’s the size of 32 Olympic swimming pools or 3.2 hectares for the metrically inclined—or their bank accounts can grow by no more than 20,000 baht. We’re talking about a colossal piggy bank, folks! The scheme flaunts a budget of 54.33 billion baht, and it’s all for taking root and blossoming in the hands of our beloved farmers.
Where’s this money sprouting from, you ask? Directly from the generous vaults of the Bank of Agriculture and Agricultural Cooperatives. It’s a veritable money garden, waiting to be harvested by blue-collar heroes of the fields.
Now, our dear Mr. Phumtham isn’t just throwing money at the problem—no siree! He’s wielding this initiative like a farmer’s hoe, cultivating a path to prosperity and planting seeds of hope to sprout a better quality of life for our sun-kissed backbone of the nation. Memories of debts are vanishing like morning mist hit by the golden rays, as the administration swatted those pesky dues away as quickly as it stepped into power. But wait, there’s more! Our innovative deputy PM’s brain is buzzing harder than a bee in a sunflower field, and he’s conjuring up plans to infuse technology into the art of rice cultivation. The goal? To raise those grains higher and bolster the income for our tireless tillers of the soil.
So grab your hats, fluff your scarecrows, and prime your wheelbarrows. The future for Thailand’s farmers is not just bright; it’s positively glowing with the sheen of freshly minted banknotes all thanks to their advocate, collaborator, and guardian of the grain, Mr. Phumtham. It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, and for Thailand’s agricultural champions, it’s feeling like one heck of a prosperous phase!
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